There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
bring money and cleavage
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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