Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
even my farts smell like vagina
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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