ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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