Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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