the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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