So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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