yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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