I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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