If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
