i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
