His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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