never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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