I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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