CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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