But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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