haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Randomize