There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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