Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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