do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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