SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Randomize
