I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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