we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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