I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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