so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Swine flu is the new snow day.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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