My nipple is on Facebook.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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