How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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