I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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