just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Welp...herpes.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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