He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
