i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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