So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
How external is "for external use only"?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize