well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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