bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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