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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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