i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It was confusing and full of hummus
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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