You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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