Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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