...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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