david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
