O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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