Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The power of my boobs compel you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
