Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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