SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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