Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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