remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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