u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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