OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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