no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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