Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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