Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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