Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's rum buckets o'clock
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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