I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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