quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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