ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
accomplished twins. life is a go
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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