Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Randomize
